What would happen if a couple named their baby "Pending"?
You know, this couple believes in the absolute freedom of everybody (namely their child), and so they allow their baby to choose its own name, since it's absolute tyranny for parents to make such an everlasting decision as this. And so "Pending" is just a pending name...until the child is old enough to choose. And then the child shall be named what it wants to be named.
I anticipate the day that this happens.
"Honey, would you change Pending's diaper? I'm watching the football game, I'm busy."
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