Omitted Bible Section

And the Lord said to the sinful man,
"Thou shalt be punished for your sins. Every time a funny instant
enters into your life, you shall laugh, like all my sons and daughters.
But as you begin to laugh, a throat-burning cough shall interrupt swiftly,
and the previously funny comment shall be extricated
by your coughing fit. And thus, your humor shalt then be nonexistent."
And God continued, chiding the sinful man:
"Good luck with that, motherfucker."