“God, I have to go to the bathroom.”

“The bathroom’s right there.”

“Yeah, I know, but I just..I just don’t want to go to the bathroom.”

“Oh come on. It’ll take a minute.”

“No, I don’t want to go to the bathroom.”

“What do you mean?”

“I just don’t want to go to the bathroom! Not the going into the stall, the washing of the hands. Not the physical walking, the time. I just don’t want to go to the bathroom.”

“Well...say that in a day.”

“What can I do for you?”

“Well doctor. My friend refuses to go to the bathroom.”