Not funny

Sometimes when it's late at night, and I am about to go to sleep, an idea hits me, and I sift around to get a pen and the piece of paper nearest to me, and I scrawl down my idea. This idea always, at that moment, strikes me as really funny, but then I see it in the morning and go, "Man, I have a really dull sense of humor."

I was just cleaning my room today, and I found a piece of paper with this note scrawled down on it:

--look at tag inside girl's crack on thong
--says, "if you can read this, you're short"

And somehow I thought this was funny.