Big Head

I have loads of cynical and pessimistic things that I had thought of to write about, but I don't feel like it right now. My mood is "chipper" (ha!) at the moment, and I really don't want to dwell on all those things. I'll do that some other time.

Here:

(This is to a friend I had a long time ago)

You told some others and I once about an embarrassing story in your life. You demanded that none of us ever repeat it, because it was embarrassing and all. Apparently, when your mother was giving birth, it took about five nurses to get you out because your head was so fucking big.

I just want to tell you that I have never told anyone about this. But it doesn't even matter; even if I did now, you could probably care less. You are a completely different person. But I am keeping my promise to that person whom you used to be, whom I used to know.

(Even though it was probably a lie in the first place just to get some laughs)