Had a dream last night where some Zen master asked me to read something and tell him my interpretation and so I got through reading it and the first thing I said was "At the end it says but it was only a writing in a magazine--and that's essentially the same as the actual reading." And then he asked how we knew the guy in the story was enlightened, and I replied "We don't know...he wears shells around his neck, but anyone can do that" and then everyone counted to 10, which was supposed to mean someone just said something stupid.