Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Sick it to 'em, J.B.

Today I felt this stifling, subtle frog in the back of my throat. In order to annihilate it I have had to give a good throat-clearing or a discreet little half cough. I think I am getting sick.

Never have a been more ecstatic!

You see, it is about time I get sick. It's been too long. What I need, really, is a good two days to a week of being bedridden. In a state of complete misery. It'd be beneficial to me. I swear.

But since I eat healthy, chances are that this frog will get destroyed by the vitamins that are incessantly being pumped into my body.

Shit.

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