You know what's sad to me?

If one hasn't seen someone for a long time; someone's been away at some marvelous destination. One asks someone, "How was it" or "What was it like" or "What did you do". And then someone just responds generically, "you know, good" or "pretty good" or "not too much."

And that's when one realizes that someone doesn't exist.

No wait... he exists; just miles and miles and miles away.