Whenever whomever made me made me, he or she cast his or her finger down upon me and said, “This here person shall go through life with a curse! Every time he forgets to tip someone (and by “forgets to tip someone” I mean he is too stupid to realize he needs to tip someone), every time he realizes he didn’t tip someone, he shall WITHER away and suffer complete agony, because he feels so ashamed of not tipping the someone. And he won’t be able to get it out of his head as well.” And then whomever made me probably walked away.

.................I was cursed, it’s true.