Oh my god, like this guy at the gas station, when I went up to him to buy my bag of Jim Beam sunflower seeds, he says, "oh, they have those in barbecue?," and i was like, oh, you're so stupid, that's the only flavor they come in. You're just some phony who tries to sound like you know something."

Makes me want to shut down this stupid, contrived, piece of stinky poop I call a "blog."

I feel so phony saying I "blog."

Right?