Tuesdays

I blacked out yesterday, and God talked to me. He told me that I would die on a Tuesday.

I was right on the verge of asking Him, why Tuesday, why not Monday, how does it happen, what's the meaning of life?

But then I woke up.

So from now on, on Tuesdays, I will lock myself in a room with a phone, absolutely nothing resembling a weapon (not even a pencil), and a trained watchperson observing me via live camera. And I will be in this room all day long.

So on Tuesdays I won't exist-- but at least I won't die.