Something that makes me giggle like a child demands being written down.
Here:
Today I was driving down the street. I had my window down. I like having my window down.
Suddenly I had to sneeze, and it came very quick. I craned my neck and sneezed sideways out the window without thinking at all.
I looked up, and my neighbor (right in the line of my sneeze, but a ways away) was staring at me in perplexity. I didn't have any time to wave, or anything.
Is sneezing in someone's direction offensive?
It's pretty darn offensive! I knew a kid that sneezed into the face of his other friend. granted it was on purpose and it was a wet watery one, and not a snotty gloopy one.
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