Never lie about getting your haircut.

Where were you, I was getting my haircut, Why is your hair the same length, Uhhh

Had a dream last night where some Zen master asked me to read something and tell him my interpretation and so I got through reading it and the first thing I said was "At the end it says but it was only a writing in a magazine--and that's essentially the same as the actual reading." And then he asked how we knew the guy in the story was enlightened, and I replied "We don't know...he wears shells around his neck, but anyone can do that" and then everyone counted to 10, which was supposed to mean someone just said something stupid.

I was just looking at old blog posts of mine. At the time I thought they were hilarious. But now, I just don't know... they don't seem like anything special.

Actually, some of the later ones are good. Blah.

I had a dream the other day where I kept seeing this chimpanzee. And every time I saw him, I would give him a high five. And these high fives, mind you, were the best high fives I've ever participated in.

I can't wake people up. It's impossible. I just can't.

Not that I physically can't. Just that...I can't shatter a person's tranquility.

Today, I took the shortest of naps. And the thing I liked most about it was not having any conscious. Which is weird. I didn't know if I was a sleep or not, I didn't know if I was alive or dead.

I was in a state of nothing...

and I liked it.